Over the last few months I have discovered a surefire way to make yourself invisible.
I have been doing it for quite a while now and it really works.
What you do is this...
You need some money, a couple of pounds will do.
Take your money to the local TESCO supermarket and but a few odds and sods, some pens and a couple of litres of orange juice should do it.
Next you go to the checkout, it's best to go to the 10 items or less till in the corner.
Just present your purchase at the till and wait...
You are now invisible...
Watch in wonder as the spotty teenager on the checkout looks right through you and holds a conversation with the person on the adjacent till.
It works every time.
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